I like the cancel your vote option. Does this mean that it records who has voted, and not just their IP or doesn't reset because the person's cookies get cleared or the hour turns?

Yazirian tri-vid talk show host Davorean Ledermin's "Elegant Eleven" for Yazirians (everyone else goes to ten, we're better because we go to eleven. Philosphy from the Spinal Tap clan):


11. We were here first. The rest of y'all migrated.

10. We can fly. Well, glide...but it's pretty close.

 9. There's monkey strength, and there's enraged strength. Then there's enraged monkey strength, which allows the weakest yaz to tear others' limbs from their sockets (or pseudopods from their nuclei).

 8. We can see at night. Makes us better killers.

 7. Secret clan handshakes.

 6. Do you really want to be on one of our life enemy lists?

 5. We might have the shortest lifespan, but we live and play the hardest.

 4. We fornicate for pleasure, just like humans. Female humans call us animals for more than one reason...see #5

 3. We wear sungoggles during the day. Not because the sun affects our vision, but when you're cool like us the sun shines all the time.

 2. Better dexterity & reaction speed in lieu of strength makes us better shooters. See # 6 & #8. We're also smarter and more attentive.

 1. "See that tat on my arm? That's a Black Mandrill, we're feared throughout the Frontier!"

I'm not overly fond of Zeb's Guide...nor do I have any qualms stating why. 

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So does this make me the unofficial Head Yazophile? A human perv's outlook on yazirians:

"Did I mention that we're anotomically compatible? That means all of the joys of going through the motions without any of the pains of birth and upbringing."

"It's all good, not to mention four teats instead of two!"

"Once you go yaz, you'll lust for hairy azz!"

"C'mere baby, I'll show ya some battle rage."

"What's that flapping noise?"

I'm not overly fond of Zeb's Guide...nor do I have any qualms stating why. 

My SF website