cybot joker

jedion357's picture
August 11, 2009 - 9:11am
lvl 6th cybot with a dralasite brain has been helping/accompanying the party. Suddenly the level 1-3 robots have grafitti on them: "Twit", "Numb Nut", Tweedle Dee, & Tweedle Dum.
they even have signs taped to there back that say, "Kick Me", "Short Circut Me", "Recycle Me"

guess who's responsible and has been doing other things as well....
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!

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Shadow Shack
August 11, 2009 - 8:05pm

Reminds me of a cybernetic bully sense of humor that I ran in a prison portion of a game. I borrowed it from the Conan AD&D module, the warden " Borr'aq Sha'rraq ".
I'm not overly fond of Zeb's Guide...nor do I have any qualms stating why. Tongue out

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w00t (not verified)
August 14, 2009 - 7:37pm
"This chassis is paid for!"

Georgie's picture
August 15, 2009 - 11:39am
More graffiti

"My other robot is Level 6!"

"If it wasn't for my rust, I'd fall apart."

"I brake for lug nuts!'

"My momma is so fat, she's an Orbital Processing Lab!"

'Warning! Exhaust vent is only 2 meters wide."

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.    * Attributed to Mahatma Gandhi

Ascent's picture
August 15, 2009 - 1:28pm
"To glitch is robotic. To totally screw up takes a level 1."

"Help me. I'm human."

"I'm a comedy of I/O errors."

"Static intrigues me."

"If I start"

"For a good MiME, call 9001283806821"

"I was dropped when I was a microchip."

"I failed the assembly diagnostic."

"I got a 100% on my error report."

"I'm with glitchy -->"

"<-- I'm with static"

"If you think I'm ugly, you should see the bot that assembled me."

"Bill Bates is my hero."

"I love the number 2."

"I'm not sure."

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"It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi
"That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi
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w00t (not verified)
August 15, 2009 - 10:59pm

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August 16, 2009 - 9:16am


Will's picture
August 16, 2009 - 4:06pm
And, the cybot who's listened to way too much Slayer and similar bands might have this on his chassis: 


"You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so."

—Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation

pineappleleader's picture
August 19, 2009 - 6:10pm
Will wrote:
And, the cybot who's listened to way too much Slayer and similar bands might have this on his chassis: 


Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

A human infiltrator...Blam!...Blam!...Blam!  Frown