 June 26, 2009 - 4:07pm | 12 things you should ALWAYS tell a "victim": 1) You bring it on yourself (Or the better "You deserve what you get"). 2) You wanted it to happen. 3) You're imagining things (Or the better variants: "You're making stuff up" and "You're making things out to be more than what they are"). 4) You're just trying to get attention. 5) Don't let it get to you. 6) You're overreacting. 7) Give it some time, they'll stop. 8) They're just being them. (a.k.a., "boys will be boys") 9) You're just depressed. 10) Get some psych help. 11) Get over it. 12) Stop acting like you're some kind of victim. Imagine saying these things to a rape "victim", or a "victim" of physical abuse, or a "victim" of "cyber-bullying"/"cyberstalking" (What moron thought of those terms?  ).
Clearly this is the perfect way to help them. Just contact the "victim" repeatedly in every way you can saying one, or preferably more, of these lines until they stop talking about it. This works like a charm 100% of the time no matter what type of so-called "victim" a person may be.It's a good way to get them out of MY hair, I tell you what (Phsh. Bothering me with their pety "problems"). If you say those things to one of these pesky "victim" pansies, you might never have to hear from them ever again. Probably just giving up on their only means of connecting with other people in order to go pout somewhere, right? They deserve what they get. All they do is "wah-wah-wah" all day long. They just need someone to put them in their place. And those so-called "victims" that commit suicide are just cop-outs (That's a line you should give their annoyingly sobbing family, but that's a different discussion). View my profile for a list of articles I have written, am writing, will write. "It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi "That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? - Felicia Day (The Guild) |
June 27, 2009 - 5:44am | P.S.: That post was sarcasm. Don't take it literally. Just a victim's advocate speaking out against the mentalities that abound with 3/4 of the population. But they don't usually realize they're doing it. View my profile for a list of articles I have written, am writing, will write. "It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi "That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? - Felicia Day (The Guild) |
 June 28, 2009 - 3:51am | Oh, sure...NOW you tell me. Thanks a pantload, I just got booted off 23 forums from posting some of those remarks. J/K |
June 28, 2009 - 5:13am | ROFL.  View my profile for a list of articles I have written, am writing, will write. "It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi "That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? - Felicia Day (The Guild) |
 June 28, 2009 - 11:25am | I'll be damned, CJ, a post I can agree with...love the sarcasm directed at our so-called responsibility society...or rather, the mentality that's been prevalent these last almost thirty years that everyone is responible for their own victimization, except the bastards who victimize them in the first place.... "You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so." —Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation |
