In the news... (off topic)

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Shadow Shack
June 9, 2009 - 7:50pm

Las Vegas, NV --- A pair of elderly white females were arrested for selling heroin during a massive LVMPD sting operation. Profiling doesn't work...


Savannah, GA --- Fumes from an office refrigerator cleaning incident leaves seven people hospitalized.


Chongqing, China --- China's first-ever sexually explicit theme park proved to be 'too hot' for local authorities, and was torn down prior to the grand opening.


Los Angeles, CA --- Michael Jackson refuses to perform and tour with the Jackson 5. Apparently the self-professed King of Pop prefers lawsuits and financial distress instead.


 

Quotable Quote: "I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly dscribe most of the people I saw as little houses."   --- Anna Wintour, editor of Vogue magazine, on the prevalence of obesity in the U.S.



I don't know about the rest of you, but I would prefer snuggling in the warmth of a little house during a Minnesota winter than nuzzling up into that dried up pork rind...

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Rum Rogue
June 10, 2009 - 4:38am

ROFL!!

nice.

I thought that the park would open befor it got torn down. that is funny

Time flies when your having rum.

Im a government employee, I dont goof-off. I constructively abuse my time.

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Will
June 28, 2009 - 6:12pm
Of course, Micheal Jackson is now performing gigs for all eternity at either the Pearly Gate Club or Nick's House Of Sinful Barbecue, depending on one's POV. 

"You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so."


—Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation

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Shadow Shack
July 1, 2009 - 7:31pm
They're dropping like flies now...David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah and Michael on the same day, Billy Mays, and now Karl Malden.

I think I need to watch Clint Eastwood's "Deadpool" again, there must be some horror movie fanboy running loose again.
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Will
July 2, 2009 - 1:23am
Shadow Shack wrote:
They're dropping like flies now...David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah and Michael on the same day, Billy Mays, and now Karl Malden.

I think I need to watch Clint Eastwood's "Deadpool" again, there must be some horror movie fanboy running loose again.


Yeah, like the summer of '03, they're dying off in rapid succession.

"You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so."


—Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation