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chevelless
December 5, 2008 - 1:10am
Did you ever wish your could put a flamethrower on the ole minivan and get that tailgater off your bumper? Or maybe, a set of twin .50 cals to take out the guy who just cut you off and hit his brakes? Well now you can, come on over to Chunk's Car Lot. At this very moment our staff of dedicated mechanics are working 'round the clock to arm and armor whatever you can push, pull, or drag on the lot. And don't mind the dog, he don't bite.
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Will
December 5, 2008 - 2:23pm

Dear Chunk,

Can ya put a pair of railguns and some KC lights onto my dualie pickup?

Ah likes to go deer huntin', redneck style.

Sincerely,

Norman Russell Atkins, Milledgeville, Georgia 

"You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so."


—Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation

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w00t (not verified)
December 5, 2008 - 2:34pm
Is that so your can fire at will at deer at night?
Foot in mouth

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Will
December 5, 2008 - 2:46pm
Yup.

Three steps to redneck deer huntin':

1) Shine 'em.

2) Shoot 'em

3) Grab the carcass and run.

"You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so."


—Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation

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SmootRK
December 5, 2008 - 4:36pm
You guys must be talking about my relatives.  I don't think they know what a hunting liscense is.
<insert witty comment here>

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Will
December 5, 2008 - 4:41pm
LMAO, you too, RK?

I'm originally from Georgia...most of the people I went to school with don't know what a hunting license was.

Most of 'em couldn't spell hunting license, let alone sign their name on one.

Of course, it being the South, most of them grew up to be sheriff's deputies.

"You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so."


—Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation

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w00t (not verified)
December 5, 2008 - 5:07pm
In Michigan you get the "big one" before purchasing a license... just to you are legal to hang it in the town square.

Which brings up another fun fact, the Town Square; places of games, fun, cotton candy and music in the gazebo....

Nope.

Not ours. Buck Pole.
Foot in mouth

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SmootRK
December 5, 2008 - 5:24pm
Will wrote:
LMAO, you too, RK?

I'm originally from Georgia...most of the people I went to school with don't know what a hunting license was.

Most of 'em couldn't spell hunting license, let alone sign their name on one.

Of course, it being the South, most of them grew up to be sheriff's deputies.
lol, I just noticed how I spelled liscense !?!
<insert witty comment here>

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Will
December 5, 2008 - 5:25pm
Yee ha.

Better the town square than my living room I say.

"You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so."


—Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation