 May 21, 2016 - 7:59am | >Star Ships only need their fluids changed every 2000 light years. >Star Ships' curves never sag. >Star Ships last longer. >Star Ships don't get pregnant. >You can drive your Star Ship any time of the month. >Star Ships don't whine unless something is really wrong. >You can kick your Star Ship to wake it up. >You can share your Star Ship with your friends. >If your Star Ship smokes, you can do something about it. >Star Ships don't care about how many other Star Ships you have driven. >When travelling, you and your Star Ship both arrive at the same time. >Star Ships don't care about how many other Star Ships you have. >Star Ships don't mind if you look at other Star Ships or if you buy Star Ship magazines. >New Star Ships must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them. >If your Star Ship is too loose, you can tighten it. >If your Star Ship is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. >You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Star Ship. >You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Star Ship. >You don't have to convince your Star Ship that you're a spacer or that you think that Star Ships are equals. >If you say bad things to your Star Ship, you don't have to apologize before you can use it again. >You can ride a Star Ship as long as you want and it won't get sore. >Star Ships always feel like going for a ride. >Star Ships don't insult you if you are a bad operator. >Your Star Ship never wants a night out alone with the other Star Ships. >Star Ships don't care if you are late. >You don't have to take a shower before riding your Star Ship. >It's always okay to use tie downs on your Star Ships. >If your Star Ship doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. >You can't get diseases from a Star Ship you don't know very well. >Star Ships don't have parents. >Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Star Ship after you dump it. > Speaking of parents, you can bring a different colored Star Ship home to them. |
 May 21, 2016 - 8:10am | You're in a mood today... I will say one of those is wrong though: If your starship hasn't been cleaned properly and the life support system decontaminated, you could catch a disease from it. [/pedantic] |
 May 21, 2016 - 8:22am | Starships don't get pregnant- proved false on Farescape but it was a unique situation. I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers! |
May 21, 2016 - 10:11am | If your starship hasn't been cleaned properly and the life support system decontaminated, you could catch a disease from it. [/pedantic]
Just like with women, that is easily remedied by wearing protection.   |
 May 22, 2016 - 9:09pm | Shadow Shack: Star Ships don't mind if you look at other Star Ships or if you buy Star Ship magazines.... I f you say bad things to your Star Ship, you don't have to apologize before you can use it again... Me: Well, if your star ship's computer's name is HAL or a similar AI, you might have a problem. Joe Cabadas |
