rattraveller December 29, 2012 - 5:35am |
Nesmith
Enterprises of Triad Greetings
to you customer Brienne Pedigo. I am your Holographic Automated Liaison. You
may call me HAL. How did I know your name, we at Nesmith Enterprises of Triad keep extensive records
of all our past customers including facial recognition so that we can better
serve you in the future. We use these records for no other purpose so do not
worry. How can we help you and the holovid camerabeing and sound being you have
with you. Do they need updates to their equipment computer programs? Yes we
know you are a reporter with Foxy news Triad bureau and of course Nesmith
Enterprises of Triad is always happy to answer questions from the news media.
Well we at Nesmith Enterprises of Triad unlike many of the other megacorps have
the highest standards for our working conditions at out factories. All of our
employees enjoy standards far in advance of any of our competitors. Yes Nesmith
Enterprises of Triad had many, many employees. Yes while I am an employee of Nesmith
Enterprises of Triad I can assure you many, many of our employees are
biological beings. The false rumors of Nesmith Enterprises of Triad having
everything automated and computer controlled in completely untrue. You can find
many of our current stats of employment of biological beings through computer
searches. You tried and could not? Well you must not have had the latest Nesmith
Enterprises of Triad operating system, I can show you many models using Portholes
298472. You say you have this but it would not find the information for you?
You must not have a Nesmith Enterprises of Triad program but a pirated program
from an inferior company masquerading as one of ours. There is no truth to the
false rumors Nesmith Enterprises of Triad programs censor information about Nesmith
Enterprises of Triad. No Brienne
Pedigo, as I have said we have
many, many biological
employees. None are currently working here right now but you can contact our
customer service on your chronocom and find where some of our many, many biological
employees are currently working. Yes we have many, many biological employees,
now please excuse me one of our automated trucks has arrived to make a delivery
of many new and exciting Nesmith Enterprises of Triad products. Please excuse
me but feel free to look around and contact me by calling my name if you have
any questions about Nesmith Enterprises of Triad products. Thank you again for shopping
at Nesmith Enterprises of Triad. Forget
the secrecy of PGC, the deadliness of Merco, the ruthlessness of Streel or the
supposed friendliness of Synthco. The scariest megacorp is Nesmith Enterprises
of Triad. No one knows who is in charge and they work through so many
subsidiaries it’s difficult to discover anything about them. Their official
entry says: The NET
holds the patents on most computer and communications equipment. Competition
between the NET and I.I. is strong, but it has not yet erupted into a Corporate
War. Both mega-corps would like to expand into their counterpart's market. This
is a volatile situation that Star Law is trying to contain. Because of the
NET's patents on programming units (progits) and body computers (bodycomps),
plus the circuitry for most communication and radiophones, most other mega-corps
have never even considered competing with the NET. Headquarters:
Malicon Valley, Triad, Cassidine Chief
Executive: Unknown Subsidiaries:
Hundreds, all closely identified with NET
Also think
of this all those characters with computer skill. They must have learned it
from Nesmith Enterprises of Triad. It’s not like there is a Minotaur Applied
Computer systems to turn to. Sounds like a great job but where did you say we had to go? |