Storm Troopers Never Looked so Good

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jedion357
January 31, 2012 - 10:04am
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/07/21/a-lovely-gallery-of-sexy-stormtroopers/

enjoy
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!
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FirstCitizen
January 31, 2012 - 8:01pm
Oh wow.

If I didn't love empires so much I'd turn rebel so I could get arrested by #1 or #8. :)

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Ascent
January 31, 2012 - 10:51pm
Okay, you can have 1 and 8. I'll take the rest. Foot in mouth
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FirstCitizen
January 31, 2012 - 11:07pm
After closer study, 6, 8 and 11 are clones!

Which makes sense what with them being Stormtroopers and all. :)

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rattraveller
February 1, 2012 - 5:29am
I am not sure if I am excited or deeply disturbed by this. Still I'll go with #1.
Sounds like a great job but where did you say we had to go?

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jedion357
February 1, 2012 - 5:43am
FirstCitizen wrote:
After closer study, 6, 8 and 11 are clones!

Which makes sense what with them being Stormtroopers and all. :)
Send in the clones.
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!

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Inigo Montoya
February 2, 2012 - 10:08am
Well as long as the fan-etts don't start dressing like the Huts...Surprised

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FirstCitizen
February 2, 2012 - 8:47pm
Because of this thread I am changing the backstory/character of one of my evil mega-corp ceo's in the adventure I'm developing to be a megalomaniac who only employs female body guards. :)

Hmm, I think there was a Bond villian or two that did that too

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jedion357
February 2, 2012 - 9:01pm
FirstCitizen wrote:
Because of this thread I am changing the backstory/character of one of my evil mega-corp ceo's in the adventure I'm developing to be a megalomaniac who only employs female body guards. :)

Hmm, I think there was a Bond villian or two that did that too


I'm guessing you'll be equipping them with Partial polyplate armor not full.
Wink
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!

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FirstCitizen
February 2, 2012 - 9:10pm
jedion357 wrote:
FirstCitizen wrote:
Because of this thread I am changing the backstory/character of one of my evil mega-corp ceo's in the adventure I'm developing to be a megalomaniac who only employs female body guards. :)

Hmm, I think there was a Bond villian or two that did that too


I'm guessing you'll be equipping them with Partial polyplate armor not full.
Wink

Wait, the frontier doesn't have those belt mounted energy shields for combat like in Dune?

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Karxan
February 2, 2012 - 9:15pm
@ FirstCitizen, In the movie Last Legion there is a warrior women who is a body guard. It was actually apractice of some societies to have women body guards. No one ever suspects the harem to be full of very deadly women. They are there for eye candy only in those male ego centric societies. So it would be easy to fool them and have the women floating around in the background. You could have female secretaries and such around your CEO and no one would suspect that they were actually deadly assassins.

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jedion357
February 2, 2012 - 9:26pm
Gygax was rumored to have two female body guards armed with uzi's that he hit the hot tub with but he nixxed that urban myth in an interview. It was a male body guard driver and there was NO hot tub involved.
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!

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Malcadon
February 3, 2012 - 12:14pm
Don't forget the Impiral Beachtroopers:

(make the bikini black, the raft white, the chest bigger, and there you go)

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jedion357
February 3, 2012 - 5:29pm
Malcadon wrote:
Don't forget the Impiral Beachtroopers:

(make the bikini black, the raft white, the chest bigger, and there you go)
What chest? I don't see any chest! But yes I agree with Malcadon; I love Beachtroopers.
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!

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Sargonarhes
February 7, 2012 - 7:02pm
Hey,
In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same.

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FirstCitizen
February 7, 2012 - 7:23pm
"Don't forget the Impiral Beachtroopers"

Protecting resort planets across the galaxy!

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jedion357
February 7, 2012 - 7:24pm
That was awesome Sargonarehes!
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!