Dont let this happen to you; or 101 way to die horribly on the Frontier

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jedion357
September 5, 2011 - 11:45am
Post your entries to the 101 ways to die horribly on the Frontier
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!
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Captain Rags
September 14, 2011 - 8:11pm
Shadow Shack wrote:

102nd way to die horribly in the Frontier: playing under a bad GM Wink


As far as what a shipbuilder may notice/question, in the end it boils down to the single most drilled business principal: the customer is always right.

Having spent many years in the food & beverage industry, I've seen a lot of wierd food orders go out. White wine with red meat, beer with ice cream, bloody rare hamburgers making a soggy mess of the bun, stuff like that...but in the end (despite the fact that many of those need an Alka-Seltzer chaser) it's what the customer wants, not what I want. And if the customer neglects to specify they wanted grilled mushrooms on that red meat, or extra choclate syrup on that ice cream, or french fries with that rare-burger...they still receive what they ordered because again, it's not the prep crew's job to question the order (although they can freely comment on it all they want Foot in mouth ).

So it would go with the shipyard:
contractor - "Fellas, we've got an order for a class 5 hull starship...blah blah blah - no LS - blah blah blah..."
build crew - "No LS?! How much starfaring are they planning for?"
contractor - "Stow it, Hicks. We've got an order to fill."
build crew - "Sir, I'm Hudson...he's Hicks."
contractor - "Okay, build crew...let's get this ship built. As always, I want it done clean and by the numbers. I want a berth prepped by 0530 hours GST (several crew moans), I want the welding crews ready by 0545 hours (another crewman laments), and I want to see a solid framework in twenty days (a few more groans). I won't accept any excuses for taking more than 150 days to get it done. Any questions?"
Hudson - "Yeah, how do I get out of this chicken $#!t outfit?"
contractor - "Awright, ladies...we've got a ship to build, so let's get to it! Hudson, get over here..."



Absolutely brilliant with extra awesome sauce! (lmao)

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Shadow Shack
September 14, 2011 - 11:29pm
Thanks, it was one of my fave scenes from that flick and I enjoyed recycling it...since it seems to apply so well to a great variety of other situations Wink
I'm not overly fond of Zeb's Guide...nor do I have any qualms stating why. Tongue out

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rattraveller
September 15, 2011 - 6:47am
But who am I to say anything if the giant wants to try blowing through the other end...


Ewwwww that is just not right
Sounds like a great job but where did you say we had to go?

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Shadow Shack
September 15, 2011 - 12:30pm
Just sayin'...that end is marginally better connected than the first one Wink
I'm not overly fond of Zeb's Guide...nor do I have any qualms stating why. Tongue out

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AZ_GAMER
September 16, 2011 - 4:43pm
DYSCOLA is good

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rattraveller
September 17, 2011 - 4:57pm
The party enters the Ancient ruins and discover a room filled with some high tech machine. What could it be? How much can we get for it? Why did the floor drop out and land us in a basement filled with water and diamond smooth sides? Oh its really a test from the insane descendents of the Ancients to see which race drowns the fastest. Glad we could participate.
Sounds like a great job but where did you say we had to go?

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Ravenshade
August 5, 2018 - 9:35pm
It wasn't a death but it was pretty close.

I have two characters (one owns a salvaging business and the other is in charge of said business's fleet, consisting of one frigate, three assault scouts and a jump tug). Vince is the commander of the fleet, and he runs it from his assault scout Aphelion. A group of pirates in a frigate tried to board the tug, which was carrying all four ships (which are painted to look like derelicts). When our ships disengaged, the frigate tried to fly away, but we caught up with it and boarded it from both sides with Aphelion and Storm, our frigate. We had a large pitched battle, but at the end of it we managed to defeat all the pirates at the cargo hold. Then, alarms blared. The pirates had overloaded the atomic engines, causing them to explode in d100 turns. Vince managed to jettison the engines on the other frigate and took off in Aphelion. They just managed to get to the outer range of the explosion when it hit, causing serious damage to both ships, as well as Shadow and Mite, the other two assault scouts. Mite was destroyed by the explosion, and Aphelion and Shadow were knocked down to 1 and 4 HP, respectively. Storm was closer to the blast, and was taken down to 3 HP. I gave the ref a very dirty look after that, because if they had been any closer Aphelion would have been destroyed, and Vince with it.

I always used a different tactic after that.
I don't know where you're going, but do you have room for one more troubled soul? -Patrick Stump, Alone Together