Dralasite groaners (add your own)

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Deryn_Rys
February 13, 2011 - 3:35pm
How many Sathar does it take to empty a powerclip?

20 if your aim's real good
"Hey guys I wonder what this does"-Famous last words
"Hey guys, I think it's friendly." -Famous last words
"You go on ahead, I'll catch up." -Famous last words
"Did you here that?" -Famous last words
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Shadow Shack
February 13, 2011 - 6:09pm
We Yazirians do not wear goggles to protect our eyes from the sun. When you're as cool as us, the sun shines EVERYWHERE.
I'm not overly fond of Zeb's Guide...nor do I have any qualms stating why. Tongue out

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SFAndroid
February 14, 2011 - 5:14am
What did the buck-toothed cow say?



MOOF!
You can't argue with the invincibly ignorant. - William F. Buckley

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iggy
February 15, 2011 - 11:11pm
Cattle base jumping

Cow-A-Bungee
-iggy

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Commander Sheppard
February 16, 2011 - 6:44am

What did the Yazirian say to the Vrusk?

Stop it! Your bugging me!


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Deryn_Rys
February 16, 2011 - 9:03am
Dralasite to his Buddy "I heard that human say he was related to that Yazirian over there."

Dralasite ponders for a moment then asks "How's that possible?"

First Dralasite answers 'He said he was a Monkey's uncle."

Both Dralasites nod knowingly....
"Hey guys I wonder what this does"-Famous last words
"Hey guys, I think it's friendly." -Famous last words
"You go on ahead, I'll catch up." -Famous last words
"Did you here that?" -Famous last words

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Ellzii
February 17, 2011 - 6:41am
  • What did the apple say to the banana?
  • Nothing -- apples don't talk!

-LZ


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jedion357
February 17, 2011 - 8:18pm
Deryn_Rys wrote:
Dralasite to his Buddy "I heard that human say he was related to that Yazirian over there."

Dralasite ponders for a moment then asks "How's that possible?"

First Dralasite answers 'He said he was a Monkey's uncle."

Both Dralasites nod knowingly....


Now that one's funny.
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!