And the husband, of course is wrong...

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jedion357
January 8, 2011 - 6:00pm
Wife goes out to the car unlocks it and starts it, leaving her purse inside and somehow locks the door while she cleans the snow off. Why she didn't put the kids in first so they wouldn't be standing around in the cold, I dont know. Oh yeah those were the only set of keys.

Give you three guess who's wrong and the first two don't count.


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Will the Stampede
January 13, 2011 - 4:18pm
Shadow Shack wrote:
As a card carrying member of the NRA, I can assure you there is nothing in their literature (which, pertaining to kids and guns, can fill chapters if not books) that says it's okay for a kid to keep guns in his/her room. In short, they advocate safety devices like trigger guards, bore locks (a cable lock that goes through the open chamber and barrel), locked cases, and safes for the "family environment"...with no keys/combinations issued to the children.

Simple fact is most (if not all) states have minimum age requirements to purchase firearms and ammunition (typically 18 or 21). It's that age that the NRA says is okay for a kid to "keep a gun in his/her room"...meaning when the kid comes of age.

The rank and file of the NRA's sane, decent people. No argument there.

But only the radicals get press.

I apologize for the sarcastic comment concerning said radicals. Bottom line, we all agree that a ten year old kid keeping loaded firearms in his room was a good of an idea, as allowing a serial arsonist to hold your Zippo.

Nuff said. Back to the show.
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Shadow Shack
January 13, 2011 - 5:15pm
No apology needed, I was merely pointing out what the purported stance is (and probably should have said that too)...many people purport themselves to represent something that never shared their ideals as well. Certain politicians --- and more notably their supporters --- hide behind the Constitution, something that they have never actually read or digested. Klansmen wave the Confederate Flag, which was never flown as a racist measure when it was a recognized banner. You see it everywhere, and all too often the media exploits such falacies as truth.
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Will the Stampede
January 13, 2011 - 7:03pm
Shadow Shack wrote:
No apology needed, I was merely pointing out what the purported stance is (and probably should have said that too)...many people purport themselves to represent something that never shared their ideals as well. Certain politicians --- and more notably their supporters --- hide behind the Constitution, something that they have never actually read or digested. Klansmen wave the Confederate Flag, which was never flown as a racist measure when it was a recognized banner. You see it everywhere, and all too often the media exploits such falacies as truth.

Absolutely.
" 'Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death."

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jedion357
September 13, 2011 - 8:27pm
Me, "I'm just trying to talk to you like a reasonable and rational human being." Wife, who has a long history of contradicting anything I say, "I'm not rational!" Me, "Really? I always suspected as much." Man that was rich.
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Ascent
September 14, 2011 - 2:31pm
RESURRECTION!! Black Magic Wizard devistates the playing field and Yugi wins again!

Hehe.

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jedion357
November 13, 2011 - 3:11pm
Wife gets $300 in tickets and the car towed last night but its not her fault. Somehow, its the husband's fault and the cops fault but not hers.
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Ascent
November 13, 2011 - 5:12pm
Of course. The cop should have been sitting in the open and you should have stopped her from driving like a maniac. It's entrapment on the cop's part and negligence on yours. Foot in mouth
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Inigo Montoya
November 13, 2011 - 6:33pm
Jedi, sounds like you and I need to go on a long hunting trip somewhere. Get out in the middle of God's wilderness, sit around a camp fire for a few days and maybe shoot our own meals. I've found that it always improves my spirits...until the trip ends anyway. And of course, it allows you to legally shoot something.

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w00t (not verified)
November 13, 2011 - 6:44pm
Inigo, if your interested were planning some G3 trips next year.
Appalachian's
Grand Canyon
Somewhere north of Tronto Canada.

Guns, guts and game!

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Inigo Montoya
November 13, 2011 - 7:46pm
I'd be interested in that. As long as you aren't talking about Appalachia Deliverance style. Money mouth

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jedion357
November 14, 2011 - 5:43am
Either a hunting trip or a convention trip, I think either would have the same effect up until they end.
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Inigo Montoya
November 14, 2011 - 7:23am
Put me on the mailing list. I have a wife and 3 daughters. I'm in need of some guy time.

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jedion357
November 14, 2011 - 1:04pm
The only other males in my house are the cat and the dog and I don't much like the dog. Sadly, it looks like Historicon is moving to Fredericksberg VA and my gaming club has opted to not attend under that circumstance plus my oldest will be having surgery next summer and I thought she could use a trip to Disney before her summer gets turned upside down so likelihood of Dad spending time or money on himself are low, though if we're going to be in Florida a day spent at the alligator farm will be a treat for Dad.(I have fond memories of the place and would love to take the kids)
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Ascent
November 14, 2011 - 6:03pm
Spooning in the woods with guys and a bunch of bugs and spiders isn't my idea of a vacation. Tongue out I never saw Brokeback Mountain and I definitely don't want to experience it or Deliverance. Undecided Besides, I'm like a gourmet buffet for mosquitos.
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AZ_GAMER
November 14, 2011 - 9:30pm
If you go to the Grand Canyon and dont stop over for a visit with either me or Shadow, I will be very very dissappointed

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Inigo Montoya
November 15, 2011 - 6:21am
I'm not a big fan of the canyon (or spooning guys either, btw). The first time at the south and the north rim were good, but once you have seen it, you begin to realize that it's just a really big hole in the ground. After being stuck in the AZ high desert for a year, it's not my favorite place. Though Flagstaff might be appealing. However, the focus of guy time isn't all about the scenery so I am game for just about any trip short of Boy's Town or the LA ghetto's.Tongue out

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Shadow Shack
November 15, 2011 - 10:07am
Don't knock the LA ghettos, you can find some talented gangsta gals there. Further north...San Francisco --- different story. The hookers there don't wear mini skirts for a reason: when they bend over you can see their 'nads.
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jedion357
November 15, 2011 - 1:40pm
Shadow Shack wrote:
Don't knock the LA ghettos, you can find some talented gangsta gals there. Further north...San Francisco --- different story. The hookers there don't wear mini skirts for a reason: when they bend over you can see their 'nads.
Eeeewww, I wish I could unread that post! Now I have a horrible mental picture struck in my brain. I don't know what's worst, that or the last fat hooker I saw who bent over to pick something up and and show ed more crack above her belt then what's in Harlem and when she stood up had a whole roll of fat lapping over her pats and peeking out from under her too short shirt.
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Ascent
November 16, 2011 - 6:54am
Enough talk about the h-bomb, you all. Bill is probbably having a heart attack right now as his kids ask him all sorts of odd questions about Shadow Shack, street walkers and worker's rights. And w00t, well he's short circuiting right now. He blows a gasket if anything goes above a G rating. We're going to have to send him in for repairs. Hmm. This time I think we'll upgrade his software to Fembot 4-1UV. Tongue out
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Inigo Montoya
November 16, 2011 - 2:59pm
yeah...I was about ready to ask shadow to stop talking about my sister like that.

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Ascent
November 20, 2011 - 2:07am
ROFL. Laughing
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jedion357
December 30, 2011 - 3:34pm
Not sure exactly why I'm wrong today. Was taking the kids to the Children's Museum and took them to eat first since I didn't have time to go home and cook. It was 3pm and the spouse had not fed them lunch yet. At any rate I had 3a glasses of wine with dinner to adjust my mood and forget why I was pissed at the spouse. Funny thing, I'm at the museum and its packed to the gills crowded (because of no school to day) and I don't even mind the crowd, normally I hate crowds, must be the wine. Can't even remember why I was pissed at the wife. This could be a recipe for any kind of counciling. Don't like your in laws: have three glasses of wine. Spouse is pissing you off: have three glasses of wine. Forced to stand in a crowd: have three glasses of wine. I could write a freaking book: Councilling with a Bottle of Wine.
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Ascent
December 30, 2011 - 5:21pm
About to drive the kids to the Children's Museum? Have 3 glasses of wine???

I'd like to put smileys with that, but I can't. I'm sure I misread it somehow.
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jedion357
December 30, 2011 - 6:25pm
Ascent wrote:
About to drive the kids to the Children's Museum? Have 3 glasses of wine???

I'd like to put smileys with that, but I can't. I'm sure I misread it somehow.
Dude, I live in a city and use public transit. And we went for dinner five blocks from the museum and I have a wt problem so while I always obey a self enforced rule of one hour wait per drink and never have more than two if driving I'm quite alright with three glasses.
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Inigo Montoya
December 30, 2011 - 7:38pm
Personally, I find scotch more therapeutic. However, I can't get this with my prescription card and it's a bit pricey. Worse, it really gets my wife's ire up when she smells it.

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Ascent
December 30, 2011 - 8:52pm
Ah, public transit explains it. I've forgotten what it's like to have good public transit since I moved back to my home city, which has one of the worst transit systems in the country.
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