 December 17, 2010 - 7:30pm | Bottle of Viagra. I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers! |
 December 17, 2010 - 8:07pm | Giftcard from the Capellan Free Merchants. or Going to a Yazirian clan gathering for Gifttyde the Yazirian holy week of gift giving. "Hey guys I wonder what this does"-Famous last words "Hey guys, I think it's friendly." -Famous last words "You go on ahead, I'll catch up." -Famous last words "Did you here that?" -Famous last words |
December 17, 2010 - 8:38pm | Giftcard from the Capellan Free Merchants. or Going to a Yazirian clan gathering for Gifttyde the Yazirian holy week of gift giving. or free samples form an ifshnit I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers! |
 December 17, 2010 - 10:02pm | jedion, sounds like some hard-science action going on there.... Nothing says happy holidays like a surprise yazirian clan-brew-ha-ha! Bring the pork sticks, ponjo kegs and a 48 pack of berzerker. "Deck the halls with dral - a - sites Fa ha la la la, la la la la." (pound a bezerker) |
 December 17, 2010 - 10:28pm | Nothing says happy holidays like holing up at the Waffle House cos your family and in laws have run you out of your own home. Nothing says happy holidays like fake mother[expletives deleted] slopping crap on the plates of the poor people they think only need to be fed twice a friggin' year. Nothing says happy holidays like the Grinchs and Scrooges who hand poor little children presents that they hold at arm's length and with pinched noses. Nothing says happy holidays like grown people pushing and shoving their way through Walmart, while their brats are screaming "I want dis!" and "Gimme dat!" at the top of their lungs. Nothing says happy holidays like a bunch of useless POSs who act all loving and giving for one month out of the year, while defecating on their fellow man for the other eleven. Happy Hypocrites' Mass. " 'Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death." |
December 17, 2010 - 11:21pm | Nothing says happy holidays like a bitter old fart.. posting trash.  Keep it funny and funtastic! Sometimes it's better to be at a Waffle House that at home with the in-laws. Kick-outs can be blessings! |
December 18, 2010 - 12:13am | Merry Hypocrimass to you too, Larry. " 'Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death." |
 December 18, 2010 - 10:16am | nothing says happy holidays like a keg o'spiced rum. Time flies when your having rum. Im a government employee, I dont goof-off. I constructively abuse my time. |
 December 18, 2010 - 10:21am | Nothing says happy holidays like a a coupla piles of dog crap. Left by my wifes uncle that comes over for free Christmas dinner and brings his dogs to crap in my back yard.... At least I got to scare an alien rabbit thingy...... |
December 18, 2010 - 10:27am | nothing says happy holidays like a keg o'spiced rum. Sounds rummy! Some day.. we need an article on all the diff flavors of rum found throughout the frontier. :-) umungus, Were having fam for the first time eva! 7 days of 'em.... at least their bringing the grand kids. Step outta line and I spoil them rotten! Muhahahahaah ;-) |
December 18, 2010 - 11:22am | Nothing says happy holidays like a a coupla piles of dog crap. Left by my wifes uncle that comes over for free Christmas dinner and brings his dogs to crap in my back yard.... And, that about sums it up, Marine. I take it they're big dogs too. " 'Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death." |
December 18, 2010 - 11:23am | nothing says happy holidays like a keg o'spiced rum. Make it warm, spiced apple cider, and you're on. " 'Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death." |
 December 18, 2010 - 12:17pm | Nothing says happy holidays like holing up at the Waffle House cos your family and in laws have run you out of your own home. Sounds like experience. No surprises there. Nothing says happy holidays like fake mother[expletives deleted] slopping crap on the plates of the poor people they think only need to be fed twice a friggin' year. As depressing and negative as it is, I'm with Elitist And Bully on these.Nothing says happy holidays like the Grinchs and Scrooges who hand poor little children presents that they hold at arm's length and with pinched noses. Nothing says happy holidays like grown people pushing and shoving their way through Walmart, while their brats are screaming "I want dis!" and "Gimme dat!" at the top of their lungs. Nothing says happy holidays like a bunch of useless POSs who act all loving and giving for one month out of the year, while defecating on their fellow man for the other eleven. Happy Hypocrites' Mass. Here's one a little more upbeat: Nothing says "happy holidays" like getting plastured and fornicating at an office party. I won't state more. I don't even celebrate it. View my profile for a list of articles I have written, am writing, will write. "It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi "That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? - Felicia Day (The Guild) |
December 18, 2010 - 12:29pm | I'll be having Christmas for the first time in about a decade with my Mom, my sisters, and hopefully two of my kids, so I'm a little upbeat this year, though I'll be away from the wife and step daughter this year. That being said... Nothing says happy holidays like.... A fast ship, a Yazirian firstmate, a good blaster at your side and enough credits to pay off your debt to the Malthar. only thing is before we go to the Clanhome for Giftyde, we first got to transport a snot nosed farmboy, an old coot, and some robots to Gran quivera. "Hey guys I wonder what this does"-Famous last words "Hey guys, I think it's friendly." -Famous last words "You go on ahead, I'll catch up." -Famous last words "Did you here that?" -Famous last words |
December 18, 2010 - 1:19pm | I'll be having Christmas for the first time in about a decade with my Mom, my sisters, and hopefully two of my kids, so I'm a little upbeat this year, though I'll be away from the wife and step daughter this year. That being said... Nothing says happy holidays like.... A fast ship, a Yazirian firstmate, a good blaster at your side and enough credits to pay off your debt to the Malthar. only thing is before we go to the Clanhome for Giftyde, we first got to transport a snot nosed farmboy, an old coot, and some robots to Gran quivera. A lump of coal and two squadrons of Imperial starfighters for Deryn_Rys.  " 'Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death." |
 December 18, 2010 - 7:02pm | Back to light and happy and futuristic......Nothing says Happy Holidays like: A good blaster at your side. The robot Santa at the Pan-Galactic retail outlet. Not seeing any Sathar ships on the radar screen. Holiday lights strung along the sides of Vrusk as they hurry to and fro. Dralasites painted in all red and green. Yazirians gliding through the first snowfall of the year. Sounds like a great job but where did you say we had to go? |
 December 22, 2010 - 4:34pm | "Nothing says happy holidays like..." ...dispensing with the PC and wishing well the actual holiday. ...your gal (legal, live-in, hired...whatever) standing by the Christmas Tree with red lingerie on. ...filet and lobster, complimented with bottles of Bordeaux and Riesling respectively. Bottle of Dom Perignon (2000-01 vintage) optional. ...I probably should have mentioned the "gal next to the tree" part here. What can I say, I like dessert first. ...a crisp clear day with no traffic, perfect for motorcycling. That drive from one side of town to the other which used to take all day only takes 20 minutes on Christmas Day. ...I'm dreaming of a dry Christmas (buh-buh-buh-boo). We've had four straight days of rain, and I honestly can not remember the last time I have seen that. It certainly didn't happen during my 27½ year tenure here in Vegas. The leaves just started falling too, so it's wet and slippery... Merry Christmas to all my christian and non-christian friends alike that observe it, Happy Hanukkah to all my jewish friends, Happy Boxing Day to my friends in the great white north, and a Happy New Year to all. For anyone that doesn't observe any of those holidays, have a happy normal week. |
December 22, 2010 - 6:59pm | Aside fromt the motorcycling part Shadow is a man after my own heart- Merry Christmas to you too. I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers! |
 December 22, 2010 - 8:52pm | All that rain that Shadow got was snow and rain up here. We got a total of about 24 inches of snow before it warmed up a bit and turned to rain today. However, I expect more snow by morning as the tempurature drops over night. We will definitely have a white Christmas. Ad Astra Per Ardua! My blog - Expanding Frontier Webmaster - The Star Frontiers Network & this site Founding Editor - The Frontier Explorer Magazine Managing Editor - The Star Frontiersman Magazine |
 December 22, 2010 - 9:42pm | Nothing says happy holidays like... nothing says happy holidays. N = N  My SF website izz: http://ragnarr.webs.com |
December 22, 2010 - 10:18pm | Well, that crisp clear day works just as well for driving. I just happen to have more fun on the bike.  Be careful with that drive down the hill, Terl. I'll give you a buzz when you get to town. |
 December 24, 2010 - 10:26am | Funny thing is that all that snow that Terl got only amounted to about 6 inches over two days one hour North of him. Now the rain has about melted it all away. Merry Christmas Everyone -iggy |
December 24, 2010 - 11:00am | Nothing says happy holidays like... A Vrusk getting a bonus for his outstanding work as a representative of (add mega corp name here)a Dralasite getting a data reader copy of the full "Gross Jokes" library. A Yazirian getting a case of Yazirian ale and the latest Howler Monkeys' music disc. An ifsnit making a profit, where a mega corp failed to do so. A Humma getting a shiny new Federanium tail mace, and a case of aged B-Sheh burgers (It's not what you think....wink wink) An Osakar recieving a fellowship to Zebulon's university's Xeno-cultures department and finally.... A Human getting some time off to spend with his family during this special holiday. Happy holid.....Awww screw it...Merry Christmas to everyone! "Hey guys I wonder what this does"-Famous last words "Hey guys, I think it's friendly." -Famous last words "You go on ahead, I'll catch up." -Famous last words "Did you here that?" -Famous last words |
