 October 23, 2009 - 3:56pm | Offer your puns starting with this phrase: "A Vrusk, a Dralasite, and a Yazirian..." They can be in any venue and cover any subject, such as: ...walk into a bar... ...are arguing about... etc. View my profile for a list of articles I have written, am writing, will write. "It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi "That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? - Felicia Day (The Guild) |
 October 23, 2009 - 5:40pm | Oh sweet !!! /me goes to get witty hat. |
 October 23, 2009 - 7:05pm | ... would sire one UGLY child. Time flies when your having rum. Im a government employee, I dont goof-off. I constructively abuse my time. |
October 23, 2009 - 7:36pm | ... would sire one UGLY child. HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH rib tickler fer sure!!!  |
 October 24, 2009 - 2:19am | ... would sire one UGLY child. Now we know the true origins of humma and osakar... |
 October 24, 2009 - 5:07pm | ... would sire one UGLY child. Now we know the true origins of humma and osakar... Just choked on my popcorn, thanks, Shadow.  "You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so." —Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation |
October 24, 2009 - 8:11pm | A Vrusk, a Dralasite, and a Yazirian walk in a bar. The Vrusk orders for the Yaz, the Dral orders for the Vrusk and the Yaz orders for the Human. What did they get? |
October 24, 2009 - 9:14pm | A bottle of Ifshnit ale a hooker with cross-species siphilus. That's some funny stuff, Rum and SS.  View my profile for a list of articles I have written, am writing, will write. "It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi "That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? - Felicia Day (The Guild) |
October 25, 2009 - 2:43am | A Vrusk, a Dralasite, and a Yazirian walk in a bar. The Vrusk orders for the Yaz, the Dral orders for the Vrusk and the Yaz orders for the Human. What did they get? A thirsty dralasite. |
 October 25, 2009 - 12:54pm | A bottle of Ifshnit ale a hooker with cross-species siphilus. That's some funny stuff, Rum and SS. eeewwww! Space Herpies! I didn't know the Ice Pirates were loose again. I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers! |
October 25, 2009 - 7:26pm | Sorry, there was supposed to be an "and" in there, but I see you understood it. Ice Pirates rocked! Man I wish I could see that again. A flippin' true classic and yet you can never find it anywhere. View my profile for a list of articles I have written, am writing, will write. "It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi "That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? - Felicia Day (The Guild) |
October 26, 2009 - 4:08am | I have it on worn out VHS somewhere...but something tells me my next trip to Amazon.com will yield a DVD copy. |
October 26, 2009 - 3:15pm | A Vrusk, a Dralasite, and a Yazirian walk into an emergency center. The Dralasite complains that he woke up oozing slime and feels like a pin cushion. The Vrusk complains of aching in his lower abdomen. The Yazirian is complaining of being unable to sit because his whole back side is aching and there was a harsh rash around his groin. After several hours they each walk out of the emergency center feeling much better. The doctor that treated them said to another doctor: "It's really wierd what tricks the mind can play on you in the woods. I treated each one of them in separate rooms, but all three volunteered odd dreams they had while camping last night. The Vrusk drempt of mating with a large hairy spider. The Yazirian drempt of making love to a hundred scaly lizards, and the Dralasite drempt that instead of budding, he was merging with a hundred hairy snakes. It kind of reminds me of the outings with my buddies." Groans welcome. View my profile for a list of articles I have written, am writing, will write. "It's yo' mama!" —Wicket W. Warrick, Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi "That guy's wise." —Logray, Star Wars Ep.VI: Return of the Jedi Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? - Felicia Day (The Guild) |
October 29, 2009 - 11:39am | A dralasite philosopher, a human minister, and a yazerian priest are talking about the proper way to dispense with donations from believers. The Dralasite puts forward the idea that money is realy evil and everything should be owned by everyone in common and shared. The human minister puts forwad the idea that its the love of money that is evil and that it should be funnelled into non proffit ministries and used for the betterment of all being kind. The yazerain priest goes battle rage and kills them both for being heretics and then goes through their pockets looking for loose change to add to the Family of One's confers I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers! |
October 29, 2009 - 5:18pm | Spoken like a true preacher, brother Yaz.... "You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so." —Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation |
