Never.....

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w00t
August 7, 2012 - 8:42am
Ya know those "Never get" "Never do" sayings?
Let's start some;
  • Never get drunk in moving aircar with a yazirian when death is on the line! (non-yazirians only)
Foot in mouth
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jedion357
August 7, 2012 - 9:03am
Never go up against a yazirian from Athor when death and a life enemy is on the line.
Dennis Maggard's Cthulhu Hymnal- lymerick "Necronomicon"

The Necronomicon? You can't be shown one!
While the libraries will never loan one!
But if its so rare
And guarded with care
Why does every nut case seem to own one?

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w00t
August 7, 2012 - 9:46am
  • Never get void-drunk with a dralasite buddy without a bucket to haul him back home.

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w00t
August 7, 2012 - 10:10am
  • Never race a vrusk after he's drank Dyscola when creds are on the line!

Dyscola(R) won't freeze in the black of space. Guaranteed!

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Shadow Shack
August 7, 2012 - 1:40pm
Never drink ale with yazirians and never drop ixiol with MalCo mooks.


(closest I could get to "never drink vodka with Russians and never smoke pot with Jamaicans")