Only TSR could......

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jedion357
January 25, 2009 - 8:04am
Only TSR could get away with an alien designed from a toilet paper roll.

and you know who I'm talking about. SF1 the roller
It was always my least favorite volturunus animal.
How could an animal grow or evolve with a moving part like that? It just strikes me as silly.

Anyway the point of this post is I was wondering is anyone redesigned the roller into a saner more plausible animal?

My new favorite volturnus animal is the cactus wompur listed in the ul-mor alien update file. it has no picture or stats! From the name I imagined an anklyasaur type dinosaur with an armored back and a club tail that it uses to smash cactus to get at the juices within. (the name also implies cactus plants in the setting and I created cactus patches that sand sharks like to stake out waiting for prey). In fact I may have dropped a plastic dinosaur on the table during the SF-0 module. So I was thinking something along the lines of a close branch on the evolutionary tree for the roller and the cactus wumper.

Possibly the roller has a similar tail it smashes the glass shard grass with before eating it. or just change the roll to a armored nose of some type or I can just ignore rollers altogether from the module.

anyone have idea or even better a bit of art work that might work for a redesigned roller?


I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!
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Shadow Shack
January 25, 2009 - 3:51pm
All I know is that Rollerburgers are mega-popular with adults and younglings alike throughout the entire Frontier and most of the Rim. Moreso considering the new franchise "McRollers" and their mascot, a dralasite wearing a yellow skeinsuit named "Rollind McRoller".
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Shadow Shack
January 25, 2009 - 3:51pm
All I know is that Rollerburgers are mega-popular with adults and younglings alike throughout the entire Frontier and most of the Rim. Moreso considering the new franchise "McRollers" and their mascot, a dralasite wearing a yellow skeinsuit named "Rollind McRoller".
I'm not overly fond of Zeb's Guide...nor do I have any qualms stating why. Tongue out

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Will
January 25, 2009 - 5:20pm
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Shadow Shack
January 26, 2009 - 4:23am
I was thinking more of a rendition of "Rubber Band Man"...

In all seriousness, I do like the tail smashing idea. But I think an armored nose or face would work better considering the way it all plays out (roller trails in the shard grass plains). Perhaps something like a triceretops head sans horns (sp?).
 
And while I'm being serious (please don't call me Shirley), I have no idea why my last post came up twice.
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w00t (not verified)
January 26, 2009 - 6:22pm
I find rollers interesting and alien.
Of course they didn't evolve, the were created. :-P

I would agree they need something like an armoured tail to defend itself. Unless they gather in a circle for defense then go on the offensive rolling over anything in their path.


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Rum Rogue
January 26, 2009 - 8:51pm
w00t wrote:
I find rollers interesting and alien.
Of course they didn't evolve, the were created. :-P

I like that idea. Im going to "borrow" it. Tongue out

w00t wrote:
I would agree they need something like an armoured tail to defend itself. Unless they gather in a circle for defense then go on the offensive rolling over anything in their path.


Oh come on, they shoot crystal shards out thier butts!! Who needs a big tough tail when these things give new meaning to the term 'silent, butt deadly'?Surprised
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AZ_GAMER
January 27, 2009 - 11:09pm
you could always replace the roller with a shovel mouth or duckbill type appendage

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AZ_GAMER
January 27, 2009 - 11:09pm
you could always replace the roller with a shovel mouth or duckbill type appendage

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Shadow Shack
January 28, 2009 - 3:13pm
Whew, now I know I'm not alone in the double post quandry.
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Sargonarhes
January 28, 2009 - 5:57pm
Double posting is the new SF alien life form. It inhabits several websites, the rest of it's life cycle is a mystery.

Maybe the roller is just something that the life form just picks up when young and holds it so long a tusk grows to become the axis, then it grows there as well. But this would assume that the animal is intellegent enough to want to make such a fashion statement. And suggest the Darwin Award is not just a human doing.
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