 October 30, 2008 - 8:02am | The future of robotics: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_we_giving_the |
 October 30, 2008 - 8:54am | Yeah, you do know the Onion is a parody site, right? Just checking... If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -- Carl Sagan |
October 30, 2008 - 9:27am | Yeah, you do know the Onion is a parody site, right? Just checking... Is not! Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams Checkov.  |
October 30, 2008 - 12:23pm | NUKLEARR... WWWWESSELZ. You're welcome. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -- Carl Sagan |
 October 30, 2008 - 2:45pm | Didn't the Onion do a piece about Chelsea Clinton becoming a punk rocker or something? It was around '94, '95, something like that. "You're everything that's base in humanity," Cochrane continued. "Drawing up strict, senseless rules for the sole reason of putting you at the top and excluding anyone you say doesn't belong or fit in, for no other reason than just because you say so." —Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stephens, Federation |
